Phillies in Korea

I stopped going into this men's clothing store downtown because a creepy korean employee that wears too much makeup always followed me around inside. No matter how many times I see this girl she always asks me if I am a foreigner and then tries to get me to kiss her hand. Even if I ignore her, she continues to follow me and stands uncomfortably close. The store sometimes smells like vomit and her presence makes me feel sick to my stomach, so I don't go in there much.

But the other day was lucky enough to find the store surprisingly clean and devoid of creepo girl so I perused some of their new gear. I came across this little number. If you can't read it, the shirt says: "1000 Champs. Game Over. We Win. Pennant Race." Simply put.

Graphic Tees

Koreans love to wear tshirts saying things in english that they cannot understand. These graphic tees make some bold statements that are essentially jibberish. Despite their lack of proper grammar, spelling, or meaningful content some of them actually turn out to be mistakenly creative. Although the majority of them are just downright hilarious...

SEE FOR MAN
False of a Contented Man

Don't say it's over I'm waiting for my man ... here's a doodle in my sketchbook from when my pen exploded the other day, it got all over me, but this is what is happening so far
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Walking to school this morning, I saw a girl wearing a long sleeve tshirt that read:

Girls Just Wuna Hawaii Num

That is all...for now.